i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
There's even glitter on my cock...
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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