Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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