So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
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