she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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