I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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