I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
He passed out mid-signature
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
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