Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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