If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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