That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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