i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
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