Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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