absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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