If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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