absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i just had sex bonerless
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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