I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
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