Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Randomize
