Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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