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(703): View more from Virginia

Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.

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(256): View more from Alabama

So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.

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that was the beginning of the end.

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(330): View more from Ohio

Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar

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(813): View more from Florida

my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me

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(727): View more from Florida

Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.

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(619): View more from California

You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you

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(212): View more from New York

i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk

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