what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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