i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
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dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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