If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
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