a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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