Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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