I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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