You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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