her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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