She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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