Nicole vs. Life
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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