Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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