Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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