I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
This is the prime rib incident all over again
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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