Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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