i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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