So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Someone came in the potted fern
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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