How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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