Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
