Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
OPIZZABONMYDICK
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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