i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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