She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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