I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
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