you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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