Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
We need to rekindle our bromance
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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