So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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