Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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