Walk of Shame. In a state park.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Randomize
