her vagine was all disorganized.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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