So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize
