If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize