You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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