even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
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