Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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